FACT:
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

More on this later…

OK… here’s a pics:

Taco Bell

Our conversation with the cashier went something like this…

Cashier: Welcome to Taco Bell… We are out of beef.

Us (in unison): You’re out of beef?!

Cashier’s Manager: We are out of beef…

Cashier: We have steak…

Us: OK, we’ll have 4 #4s and 1 #7… with steak.

Cashier: I have 4 #4s and 4 #7s with steak..

Matt: No, 1 #7… 4 #4s…

Cashier: OK

Us (contemplative): What are we going to get on our extra taco if there is no beef?

Cashier: You can substitute steak or chicken for an extra 1.50…

Us: Substitute for what? There’s no beef anyway… can we just get the steak?

Cashier: No… it’s an extra cost to substitute steak/chicken for no beef.

Brad: Let’s substitute beans (brilliant)

Cashier: OK… we can do that… so it’s 7 #4s and 4 #7s…

Brad: No… it’s 82 #4s…

….

(snickering)

….

Cashier: OK… drive around…

That was a 10-15 minute conversation… many things were left out (including the fact that he asked for our drinks like 3 times).

P.S. Bean tacos are a bad idea…


2 Responses to “11:30 pm + Taco Bell - Beef = Not Good”

  1. Kammer Says:

    What the frick? You forsake the Casa for bean dogs and still have the gall to complain.

  2. Goblin King Says:

    Post some more crap. Your audience grows antsy. We grow weary of Danny’s face at Taco Bell.

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