FACT:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Today definitely delivered - we were in the bay area taking our time on the way to Lake Tahoe and we found Rick who has too be one of the coolest Californians ever. For you doubters, see the picture below:

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We should say that Rick actually found us in the middle of street. He then proceeded to tell us a story about his son (while still in the middle of the street) who worked for a “mickey-mouse programming company”. After the story, which was entertaining in its own right, he shared with us “The Big Five.”

THE BIG FIVE
1) Don’t get married.
2) Don’t get a girl pregnant.
3) Don’t do drugs.
4) Stay away from cops (and he did this - he had us cross the street when he saw a cop)
5) Censored

After going over THE BIG FIVE a few times Rick took us to Uva, an AWESOME authentic Italian restaurant, that was absolutely incredible especially after only eating airplane “food” that day.

Now we’re off to Tahoe. Oh, and “Kiss me I’m dutch.”


One Response to “Rick and the Big Five”

  1. zacfoo Says:

    for only a 10 day trip, you guys sure are having quite the adventures at a taco bell somewhere in NC and with hippies in hippie country, CA.

    Come on with those updates; we wait in eager anticipation for your reminiscences on roundhouse kicks to the head, California style.

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