I’ll admit, Matt’s stealth allowed him a premium kick at Quinault Rain Forest.

But I was not to be denied. On the shores of Ruby Beach, revenge came swiftly and sweetly.

No doubt this war will continue.

Danny face-kicked by Paul @ Mt. St. Helens!

Danny face-kicked by Mark @ Sunrise Trail

Danny face-kicks Brad!

Brad face-kicks Danny @ Paradise!

Many more to come…

Yes, this was achieved in San Francisco on Pier 39.

Perhaps the proudest moment of my life.

Danny face-kicks Matt in style.

Matt face-kicks Paul on Moro rock… nothing like a face-kick with a view!

Brad gets face-kicked by myself at the world’s third largest tree…

Chuck Norris Hiking is all about face kicks… here’s one for you: